Beware of Corrupt Officials & Employees of Customs Office

Another day at the Customs OfficeCorruptionGreed… Grrr… How can we enjoy shopping online when this f**kin people like the one below and more of them at their office are preying on us innocent people. I have experienced this myself and it sucks because just when you thought you saved a lot then comes Philippine CUSTOMS.

here is a little story of how inconsistent this monsters are….

It is in tagalog-english mode so I am sorry for our foreign readers…

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Customs 1: wala ba kayong idedeclare?

Achi: wala.

Customs 1: may electronics ba kayong binili?

Achi: wala.

Customs 1: paki buksan ang maleta! Pwede kayo magpasok ng gamit from hongkong ng 10k per person lang pag lumagpas may tax ng babayaran.

Nilagay namin black na maleta sa table para mauna buksan.

Customs 1: ung pula!

Princess: choosey to ah ipapakita naman pati ung red nauna lang ung black ayaw pa!

Customs after opening the bag: “dami nito ah! Puro bago! Wala bang resibo?”

Achi: wala e kasi puro sa tiangge lng nabili, pero ung iba meron.

Achi binigay ung ibang receipt sa customs.

“Customs nagcompute how much lahat. Wala pang 10k so nag isip ng other way”

Customs 1: ang dami nito ah ibebenta niyo to!

Achi: hindi, personal use yan tska pasalubong.

“Customs 2 lumapit kay Customs 1. Custom 1 binigay computation ng babayaran daw naming tax”

Customs 2: eto ung babayaran niyong tax 4k plus.

Achi: ang laki naman! Tska sbi nyo 10k per person pwede e wala pa 10k yan.

Customs 2: e ibebenta nyo yan.

Achi: personal use yan tska pasalubong.

Customs 2: kapag personal use 2-3 items lang.

Princess thinking: bobo! So pag lumagpas ng 2-3 items automatic ibebenta na namin!

Customs 2: bayaran niyo na 4k LANG naman total kayang kaya niyo yan.

Princess: hindi LANG ang 4k!!! tsaka sabi mo pag lumagpas ng 10k tsaka may tax e d naman lumagpas.

Customs 2: lahat ng pumapasok sa bansa may tax. 15% ng total na binili niyo ang babayaran niyo plus 12% tax.

Achi & I: siraulo to ah paiba iba ng sinasabi kanina hinahanapan tayo ng electronics nung wala sbi pwede 10k each person ung gamit na dala natin tapos ngayon pinag pipilitan na ibebenta natin ung binili natin tapos biglang 15% ng total na binili natin ang babayaran natin plus 12% tax. Siraulo!!!!!!

Para matapos na pinag usapan nalang! Nagrequest pa ng 2k para hati hati daw sila. KAPAL!!!!!
Anu ba yang customs dito sa Philippines!!!!!!! Halatang gusto niyo ng lagay kasi hindi lahat ng bags chineck niyo! Mag sisinungaling na nga kayo paiba iba pa ang sinasabi niyo! Mahiya naman kayo! Lalo ka ng nasa picture ka!!!!

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26 thoughts on “Beware of Corrupt Officials & Employees of Customs Office”

      1. mabait sila Sir……..sa kanilang BULSA hahahahahahahaha!!! Hay naku..mga ibang tao nga naman sa CUSTOMS…. may mga “stealth horns” Mga $#%$&^$ kayong BOZENIANS!!! Kamag anak ni Prince Zardos!!!!

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  1. Hay…ganyan talaga customs dito sa pinas eh. Dapat yan ang unang nililinis ng gobyerno. Pinagmamalaki pa nilang nagmemeet nila yung tax quota pero sa legal and matinong paraan ba?! Hayzz…

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  2. damn… lalo pa pag xmas! busog na busog sila… well na experience ko na rin sa mga yan… binulatlat yung arrival card na luma pa… sabay sabi “oh ?? walang lama???”  hes referring to a dollar bill na nakaipit… wow!  if only my deathnote existing mga paps!

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